Sit and Go Fuck yourself...

Ha ha, I actually started cracking up as I wrote that title, which is probably a good thing as I'm absolutely steaming at the moment. I've played 6 sit and go's so far tonight and failed to cash in one. Lost 2 out of 2 coin flips, both on the bubble when I've been the shortest stack, lost with AQ vs KJ in another for basically all my chips to bubble again and ran AJ into AA in one straight after in a pot I should never have got involved in. In the other two I just never got going and got to the stage where I had to push at every opportunity and unfortunately ran into bigger hands.

I'm in 4 more at the moment so need to make $110 just to break even from them.

Oh dear God! Just as I wrote that this happened:

***** Hand History for Game 6735170227 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $11 USD Buy-in Trny: 38128445 Level: 4 Blinds(100/200) - Tuesday, January 29, 15:09:28 ET 2008
Table Table 131082 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 6: MikeyMatusow ( 1,560 )
Seat 2: shons82 ( 4,070 )
Seat 1: ben_w_2004 ( 2,390 )
Seat 8: Lex040180 ( 4,310 )
Seat 4: gerraldv ( 5,170 )
Seat 7: Sorrowfully ( 2,500 )
Trny: 38128445 Level: 4
Blinds(100/200)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ben_w_2004 [ Kh Kd ]
ben_w_2004 raises [600]
shons82 folds.
gerraldv folds.
MikeyMatusow folds.
Sorrowfully folds.
Lex040180 calls [400]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6c, 4s, 5c ]
Lex040180 checks.
ben_w_2004 is all-In.
Lex040180 calls [1,790]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6s ]
Lex040180 shows [ 2d, 7h ]a straight Three to Seven.
ben_w_2004 shows [ Kh, Kd ]two pairs, Kings and Sixes.
Lex040180 wins 4,880 chips from the main pot with a straight, Three to Seven.
ben_w_2004 finished in 6 place.
>You have options at Table 130836 Table!.

And no your eyes do not deceive you that is seven-deuce that he not only called my pre-flop raise with, but called my all-in for over the size of the pot with for a open ender straight draw. As if he could miss. WOW.

And here is the up-side of having complete and utter muppets playing at your table:

***** Hand History for Game 6735126165 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $11 USD Buy-in Trny: 38128800 Level: 1 Blinds(20/40) - Tuesday, January 29, 14:56:48 ET 2008
Table Table 130836 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 6: Doenhardt75 ( 2,000 )
Seat 4: ben_w_2004 ( 2,080 )
Seat 2: chasmcgill ( 1,520 )
Seat 1: faqutoo ( 1,540 )
Seat 8: mariodb ( 1,900 )
Seat 7: GBod81 ( 2,780 )
Seat 3: Hagbardius ( 1,940 )
Seat 5: liverpool049 ( 2,400 )
Seat 9: hadum ( 1,900 )
Seat 10: borqblow ( 1,940 )
Trny: 38128800 Level: 1
Blinds(20/40)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ben_w_2004 [ Ah As ]
>You have options at Table 131066 Table!.
GBod81 raises [200]
mariodb raises [440]
hadum folds
borqblow folds
faqutoo folds
chasmcgill folds
Hagbardius folds
ben_w_2004 raises [980]
liverpool049 folds
Doenhardt75 folds
GBod81 calls [780]
mariodb is all-In [1,460]
ben_w_2004 is all-In [1,100]
GBod81 calls [1,100]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8c, 8d, Ad ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ac ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9c ]
>You have options at Table 131066 Table!.
ben_w_2004 shows [ Ah, As ]four of a kind, Aces.
GBod81 shows [ Jc, Jd ]two pairs, Aces and Jacks.
mariodb shows [ Kd, Kh ]two pairs, Aces and Kings.
ben_w_2004 wins 360 chips from side pot #1 with four of a kind, Aces.
ben_w_2004 wins 5,760 chips from the main pot with four of a kind, Aces.
mariodb finished in 10 place.

Now the guy with Kings I can understand, but the guy with Jacks? How on earth does he get his money in in this pot? Surely he can't expect to be winning here after the pot has been raised 5 times and 2 people are already all-in. Oh well, always nice to hit quads...

How are things going in your 3 remaining games I hear you cry! Well I can tell you I'm out of one, you guessed it, lost another 50/50. BUT stop the press, I've won 2 other coinflips in one game to double up twice with 5 left iand I'm in good shape in the final one (the one where I hit quads) still with 6 left though.

Hello Mr Boomswitch...just won one and finished second in the other. The second place was fairly standard, but my god the win was awesome, I think I now know how the Cannon feels 95% of the time. Lets pick up from where I left off, having one 2 coinflips in close succession, unheard of in itself I then knocked the two short-stacked players in one fowl swoop makin a sick call from the big blind. I use sick not in the good sense, but in the way it was probably a bad call, I just didn't have time to work out odds etc. and saw the opportunity to get in the money without making too much of a dent in my own stack, see what you think:

***** Hand History for Game 6735238348 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $11 USD Buy-in Trny: 38128584 Level: 5 Blinds(200/400) - Tuesday, January 29, 15:27:26 ET 2008
Table Table 131066 (Real Money)
Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: Bidness632 ( 1,360 )
Seat 3: funkypayz ( 1,460 )
Seat 8: wazzzz111 ( 4,400 )
Seat 10: ben_w_2004 ( 7,400 )
Seat 9: hoodwink49 ( 5,380 )
Trny: 38128584 Level: 5
Blinds(200/400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ben_w_2004 [ Th 9d ]
Bidness632 is all-In.
funkypayz is all-In.
wazzzz111 folds.
hoodwink49 folds.
ben_w_2004 calls [1,060]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Js, 2h, Qh ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ks ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5d ]
Bidness632 shows [ Jc, Kd ]two pairs, Kings and Jacks.
funkypayz shows [ Ad, 8c ]high card Ace.
ben_w_2004 shows [ Th, 9d ]a straight Nine to King.
ben_w_2004 wins 200 chips from side pot #1 with a straight, Nine to King.
ben_w_2004 wins 4,280 chips from the main pot with a straight, Nine to King.
Bidness632 finished in 5 place.
funkypayz finished in 4 place.

The game was then over in two hands as I found KQ against KJ and then to finish it off I managed to suck out with K7 versus AK...BOOM...

So only $30 down for the night now and on a roll I hope. I was going to stop for the night but may as well play the rush and I've fired up 4 more tables.

Maybe the title wasn't so relevant after all...